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A GUIDE TO THE STUDENTS LIFE!
   
 No matter what people say Students have a tough life. Working at least 8hrs a week doing their own washing, cooking and cleaning. Then they have to go out every night and drink themselves senseless, all that and we haven't even mentioned the sex!
Well if you want to take a good look at what a students life involves and maybe want some advice then just keep on scrolling.

 
 
 
LEARNING YOUR LESSON'S!

 
All students no matter what the course, will find that at some point or another they are going to have to actually do some work! Those who don't may think they're having a great time but are pretty certain to fail, it is at this time they will experience some extremely complex emotions including:

  • FEAR - Nobody wants to be a failure, especially when your parents have funded what can turn out to be an extremely expensive failure and are going to be less than impressed when you explain quite why you left revising for any exams until 2 am the night before!
  • GUILT - Once again thoughts of partying instead of studying begin to fade and are replaced with the idea that maybe you ought to know where your seminars were held by the time you reach the May exams!
  • HATRED - for all those people who passed and wouldn't let you copy their course work's. Never mind the fact the only time you contacted them was to ask for help and that when they do the same your to busy getting drunk at the union to listen!
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    Then there are those of you who won't experience being broke because mummy and daddy are paying for it all. You don't need a loan because you aren't going to enjoy yourselves enough to get in debt but you will still take one so you can "invest it as a nest egg for the future".
    All you will do at university is sit in your room listening to your flatmates having fun overconfident in the idea that you will pass all tests and course works with flying colours.
    You will have a perfect attendance record for every subject, even if there are no registers taken in lectures you will be there. While those layabout flatmates of yours were all having a huge party you will be making sure you wrote down every word your lecturer read out of the text book, after all you wouldn't want to miss out on anything would you?
     
    WELL I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.....................
    GET A LIFE!
    GET A NIGHTLIFE!
     
     
    TOP 10 HINTS FOR WOULD-BE STUDENTS
     
     1.  Just enjoy yourself during your first semester ? this is the best time to make friends, and the more the better because they may come and go but some will be there for good.
    2.  Try to make friends with as many of your classmates as possible you are probably all going to have problems over the next few years together and the more people you help the more people will want to help you!

     
          3.  Male or female take the free condoms when they are offered ? there is a lot of sex over the first year (even the shy ugly people can get laid at uni?!) and safe sex is the only choice
     

    4. Be careful ! ?  university may offer some freedom from your parents but if your trying new things don't get carried away, its not called the big bad world for nothing!

    5. If you think you are going to need an overdraft take the biggest one on offer ? those free gifts may be tempting but aren't much consolation when you cant afford to buy bread.

    6. Don't turn down anything your parents offer to do to help ? food parcels may seem a little childish but come in handy when you've spent your last tenner at the union.

    7. Try to attend all your seminars ? some may seem a waste of time but its easy to fall behind without realizing and most universities set attendance targets.

    8. If you are going to miss a deadline tell your tutor, even the most miserable lecturer can be surprisingly understanding! And it doesn't hurt to show you care about your degree.

    9. If your going to lie then make it convincing they've usually heard every story so its not what you say but how you say it.

    10. Finally, you may have more responsibility now but, when you get stressed out don't forget you have friends and family waiting to help you.             

     
     



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